Click the correct answer.
What is ‘completely disconcerting’ for the speaker?
eating noodles
being a noodle-covered wreck
falling asleep at dinner
‘When I stand, they’re somewhat squishy, and I feel them start to ooze.’ What is somewhat squishy?
the speaker’s clothes
the noodles in the speaker’s clothes
the noodles in the speaker’s shoes
Why does the speaker call himself a nincompoop?
Because he has noodles sticking to his clothes.
Because he has noodles in his pockets and hair.
Because he has been careless.
How does the speaker get covered in noodles?
He dropped it while playing with it.
He spilled it while serving chicken noodle soup to himself.
He fell asleep at lunch and spilled the chicken noodle soup over himself.
